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I ONLY POST IN THE WEEKENDS

THAT'S MY BRAND NOW. I GOT BALLS, I WANT YOU TO CAN SKIP SOCIAL MEDIA CELEBRITIES DURING THE WEEK WHENEVER YOU WANT BUT I KNOW I'M INDISPENSABLE SO TO ALLEY YOUR FOMO I'M ONLY GONNA BE POSTING DURING THE EUROPE TIMEZONE WEEKENDS, WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO BE LOOKING FORWARD TO FROM NOW ON, EVERY WEEKEND, STUFF WILL BE HAPPENING, BE IT BRIEF AND PLAYFUL, LONG AND ABSURD, INSIGHTFUL AS ALWAYS OF COURSE, THIS IS MY LAST WEEKDAY POST, I LOVE YOU EACH INDIVIDUALLY WITH TOO MUCH PHYSICAL CONTACT LOVE, BEWARE. YOUR UNCLE, JAMES, FROM ANTONY'S LAB. READ MY BLOG

My best job so far

I've never been stoned. I avoid drugs. I am a professional. I like big hugs. I meant jugs. 'h' is next to 'j' I actually meant hugs I made it look like a typo I am softer than you think I'm not hard, I'm hard hardly I feel feelings I listen to the wind and say 'that's a wind' and feel things like the souls of all the creatures around me in an approximate radius of 25 meters tell me your name tell me your preferred means of communication with famous people like me and you is it twitter? am I missing something good? tell me and I'll listen to you that's expensive nowadays, you better be good

3 Quotes from my grandfather

My grandfather died in a 2000 Honda civic 3 years before I was born. It was my father's father and quite fat as far as the photos are concerned. Deep inside though, he was slender and mentally sharp. He died young and insightful as fuck. Here's his three favourite quotes, engraved on his tombstone too, mind you. ONE: If you tell me "don't worry", I worry double. TWO: It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. THREE: Being an asshole is being lazy. FOUR: If you tell me "don't worry", I worry double. FIVE: If you tell me "don't worry", I worry double. SIX: It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. SEVEN: You may have noticed I'm repeating the quotes, I'll do so till number 12, if you feel adventurous you can speak the next all new quotes. Ready? EIGHT If you tell me "don't worry", I worry double. NINE It's better to ask for forgiveness than for pe...

Here's my older blog called 'Humadness'

...where I used to just spill my mind, whenever I felt like and remembered the blog existed. https://humadness.blogspot.com/ This time is different , he said as people do. This time I'll be writing much, much more. That's what we say, as loud as we can which is still mumbling behind lips & teeth. A SSHOLES . So, if my writing sucks, which it does, it will until it won't, as my anything does. That's how life works. You suck until you don't, and then you are just fine forever it feels like, until all of a sudden you are awesome , for a split second, and then still just fine for weeks, and then awesome again, for a few minutes, and eventually they notice, and they like it, and you are likable, and happy, forever .